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AskMen may get paid if you click a link in this article and buy a product or service. Maybe you learned a specific method when you were younger, either from your own trial and error or from another source. Regardless, read on to discover a litany of masturbation techniques, gadgets to help you out, and benefits to the practice.

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No one will deny that exercise does the mind and body good. When you work out, your body releases endorphins, which can trigger positive sensations. But do you know what else can make you feel good?

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After all, who in the hell wants to fuck someone who has zero experience, is painfully awkward, or who has no skills? Additionally, frugally fangled self-fucking techniques can keep you free of disease and, when done correctly, might even put the roar back into your relationship. Until recent times, yanking your own crank was considered a taboo subject — something nobody really talked about in the open, let alone discussed with their partners.

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We've already given you a guide for how to masturbate if you have a vagina. But what if you have a penis? Here's your guide for that, too — and yes, there actually is a lot to learn.

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Most men learn to masturbate quickly and quietly, as testosterone-loaded adolescents worried about parents or siblings walking in and disturbing their personal time. And those secretive, fast-and-furious habits can spill into adulthood, says Emily Morse, a sex expert and host of the popular podcast Sex with Emily. Are you missing out on moves that could make your orgasms even more pleasurable?

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The event is organized by New York Jacks, a group that hosts regular meetings for men to gather in relative public to do something nearly every man does in relative private. They take over Paddles on Tuesdays, and on Sundays host a meeting on the third floor of a building on West 38th Street. I first attended a New York Jacks meeting with a friend on a Tuesday a few weeks ago.

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Because let's be real, everyone is different and has their own preferences, which means there are a lot of questions out there. You could be wondering: How the hell do I orgasm? What kind of sex toy do I buy?

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And since the dawn of civilisation — when primitive man completed that first historic tug in the dim recesses of his cave — the burning question of how to dispose of excess seed has never satisfactorily been resolved. So I decided once and for all to cut through the confusion and definitively rank the best and worst ways of cleaning up after burping the worm. I know most of you groovy millennials out there will struggle to relate, but back in the days before unlimited free porn on your phone magazines were all we had.

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