There are lots of creative answers to that question, but K, a woman who wrote in after seeing yesterday's latest subway perv on the site, may have found the perfect recipe: Just wait for a mohawked guy in camo pants and a walking boot to jack off—and finish! Yeah, no one's allowed to complain about their commute anymore. Here's K's story from last March:.
Welcome to Thatz Not Okaya regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Please send your questions max: words to caity gawker. One morning I woke up to one of my best guy friends masturbating.
THINK globally, act virally. Like a cartoon thought bubble, that notion seems to hang in the mild afternoon air here, as school lets out early on parent-teacher conference day at Alexander Hamilton High School. If you are years old, you will get that reference.
I wasn't too stoked when I was first asked to cover a jerk festival. It wasn't that I'm not into jerking it—who doesn't love to asphyxiate their David Carradine every now and again? I just felt gypped because VICE sends writers to all kinds of awesome NSFW places like porn award shows with half-naked women who are famous for boning and Kern photo shoots where hipster girls have really hard nipples. How'd I get stuck dodging splooge showers on a summer afternoon?
The folks over at Pleated-Jeans put together a fun infographic of somewhat stimulating facts and stats about masturbation. However, we've whacked off their facts about male masturbation duh, they all do it, all the time, as much as possible; yes, even when you're lying next to them and some have even died going way too far to get off -- those are the facts about male masturbation in a, er, nutshell. Instead, for a much more stimulating conversation, we've gone ahead and banged out the more compelling and most surprising facts about female masturbation.
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This is easy to do nowadays, and the potential payoff is great. Dare him to masturbate in the bathroom at work or to touch himself under the table during an important meeting. The benefit of establishing a sex based reward system is that your partner will start to associate his biggest accomplishments and happiest moments with two things: hot sex, and you.
When a guy does not text me back, I like to assume he is dead. I'm fabulous, hilarious and charming, and my text messages usually reflect that. So there is absolutely no other logical reason that comes to mind as far as I am concerned. And, no, they are not too busy literally rolling on the floor laughing at my hilarious text; they actually just simply did not respond.
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